Para-Noid

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Glen Burnie MD
Job: Music Composer

My name used to be "Para-Noid" but I decided to offically change my new producer name is "Matt Matik" . I am sixteen years old, but i could pass as someone whos at least 21. Cause I have bought alcohol without them asking me for an I.D...lol

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Score: 7
WWEi - SD Preview Edition

"I remember the Raw verison"

date: April 1, 2007

The raw verison is so much better. It was full lenght and wasn't killed by screams that hurt my ears. This one is just like a half-ass...no not even half-ass job. The graphics were just about the same as the Raw verison. I want a do over. But this time more effort in it. I'd say put a paper towel over your mic when you talk. Unless you wanted to scream to make it funny. Which is was a bit funny.

Author's Response:

As I said in the commentary, the chances are that this will not be finished for a long time.

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Score: 5
Wuzi

"This made no sense."

submission: Wuzi
date: March 4, 2007

Ok, this flash is just a tic-tac-toe game. Do you have somebody sitting next to you right over your shoulder all the time your on newgrounds? I know I don't. Because this game was made for 2 people unless you oh wait you can't cheat. Maybe if this was a bot playing I would have passed it.

Author's Response:

This is a totally illogical comment. It is no fault of the game you can't find someone to play against. Please don't comment on a two player game that you have only played by yourself. You get no idea of the gameplay.

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Score: 7
Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 78

"Haha"

date: October 19, 2006

I always loved these flashes. But then it kinda stopped going around the world for awhile. Its just so random that its funny as shit. Well its on day 78 >: (. Only 2 more flashes to go.

Author's Response:

Indeed.

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Score: 3
Black Volume 1

"Well"

submission: Black Volume 1
date: August 20, 2006

I only looked at this because I had A NEW submission, But this flash could do better. But reading the last review I think he covered it, And I think He is Talking about my song saying that he like its. Thankz for you -Paranoid- as your Music in your submission.

Author's Response:

Yeah, that was some great music I found for my movie...(Now if only I had animation to match that).

Seriously though, I'm getting some dudes to help me out with this stuff, so I'm going to edit this movie instead of making another one. And, you make great music so don't be surprised if you have some new submissions from me in the future.

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Score: 7
-Asteroids-

"God"

submission: -Asteroids-
date: August 8, 2006

I loved the classic but this is kinda stupid. I liked it cause it reminds me of the game from South park chefs love shack on the N64 "ass in space' so funny. So I give you a 5 to protect it.

Author's Response:

I have no idea what you are talking abou.

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Score: 5
API:Bounce

"Lmao"

submission: API:Bounce
date: August 1, 2006

I want some flowers BITCH Ill slice your head off... I the graphics were to improve thats ust one thing and you coukd have a decent flasj/ game there (included Extras)

Author's Response:

Maybe in the next version.

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Score: 7
Soccer Steroids

"Well"

submission: Soccer Steroids
date: June 24, 2006

Its not great but it was good enough for the portal so this is your reward.

You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

Author's Response:

Thanks for passing it dude.

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Score: 9
The Cloud

"LMAO"

submission: The Cloud
date: October 1, 2005

this fly thingy got pissed on haha. then the robot got shcok. man.ill never go outside when its raining or the clouds will piss on me. FUNNY

Author's Response:

.-.

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Score: 10
Jason vs Aliens - Part 2

"JASON"

date: September 14, 2005

aliens are gay but jason is awsome. AND plus i liked this flash cause of jason and the story

Author's Response:

lol thanks dude

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Score: 3
No Surprises (CC)

"DUDE"

submission: No Surprises (CC)
date: September 13, 2005

dont go around tellin that we dont have flash cause its hard for some of us. i dont have any flashes.but i have music.:O. hun whats this NO music. see some ppl dont have anything some ppl have one or both of them so shut the fuck up

Author's Response:

do i care about ur stupid pic or music? did asked? are you his lawyer? so then its your turn to shut the fuck up....

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